Friday, June 24, 2011
Craigslist Transactions are Shady by Nature (Not Cause I Hate Ya)
I do not particularly enjoy the usage of ebay if I can sell things more locally. Ebay requires packing items for shipment, convincing the post office that sending perfume via ground is legal according to their website, and giving Ebay a cut of the profit which itself requires money and time and drives to the post office. To that I say, NOPE. Instead, I enjoy when I meet someone around the corner at the bagel shop and sell them $300 worth of old jewelry. Thus began my relationship with Craigslist.
Craigslist has been fine for me over the years while apartment hunting and giving things away for free, so I figured, let's give it a shot with all this stuff I need to sell. Most of the people that contact me have been thus far average and not scary, so I would say that Craigslist is still being good to me. That said, here are some of the gems I have come across (none of these are spam) in attempting to sell via Craigslist:
In seeing a purse in person:
DH: "Here you go, it's the Calvin Klein."
Customer: "You said this was silver in the ad. It's really more of a grey with a shimmer and some metallic inflection."
DH: "So, in other words, silver."
Customer: (15 minutes later) "Yeah, I really am looking for something darker silver than this."
In negotiating price:
DH: "Great! So that'll be $200 as we discussed. That is 50% off retail value."
Customer: "Will you take $75 for it?"
DH: [Inhaling deeply with eyes closed] "No. We already discussed price via email, didn't we? We came to an agreement?"
Customer: "Yeah, I'm really only looking to pay $75."
DH: [Shoving back chair and standing up] "Thanks for letting me know now instead of before. Buh-bye!"
In picking a meeting spot:
DH: "Let's meet at the bagel shop in the town center."
Customer: "Let's meet in the rear of the Whole Foods parking lot in the center."
DH: "There's no Whole Foods in my town."
In providing too much information as to why a particular item is desired for purchase:
DH: "The shoes are size 11." (What? I have big feet.)
Customer: "Great! Would you be willing to sell to a man with a shoe fetish?"
DH: "TMI, bro! If you'd just said, 'I want to buy them,' we wouldn't have had a problem!"
Upon discovering via Google that the customer has a criminal record:
DH: "Holy ****** ****! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE????"
Craigslist, I do love you most of the time, but I needed to get this off my chest. Please help me find some more real customers and less freaky deaks. Oh, and darling readers, if you're in need of any new purses, perfumes, or jewelry, please do get in touch! I have many for sale.
Posted by Melody at 11:04 AM